Shock the World!
Or at least, the State of Michigan. Central Michigan University beats Michigan State University in football, 29-27.
Just wait until Monday, when I get to rub this in to the MSU Extension people who work in my building.
Because I went to the University of Michigan, frustrating and amazing the MSU Extension people with a pointed comment or two; a bit of witty repartee, will be such a simple thing.
Perhaps such pettiness is beneath me.