Hail, Freedonia Montessori School!

What kind of a school board refuses to meet with parents to hear the parents' concerns on the (false) grounds that the format of such a meeting a priori prevents the school board members from responding to those concerns?

By such "logic," the school board need never hold another public meeting--or answer a question--as long as anyone has a deeper inquiry for the Board than "Where is the rest room?"

Marx--in this instance Groucho, not Karl--would be so proud.