A Poem I Didn't Write
Here is the poem which is attributed to me on page 3,498 of this document:
Bonnie Winds and Fair Twists
Adored
Like a bird
Like a bonnie wind
To depart left and permission
To perceive velvet and hubbub
To leave forgiving for a right
To leave a privilege of bushes
To stir growing scope
Greg Rappleye
I don't mind someone posting one of my actual poems on their blog or website--as long as it is attributed to me--in fact, I am generally honored to see that someone cares enough about my work to make such an effort and, perhaps, say a kind word.
However, I do object to having my name associated with a steaming turd like "Bonnie Winds and Fair Twists."
For the record: I did not write this poem, did not authorize the use of my name in association with this poem, and I have never heard of these people or their bizarre project. Could I lift a 3,785 page "online anthology," I would drop it on their heads.


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I noticed that the other day while at Reb Livingston's blog.
http://www.forgodot.com/2008/09/coming-soon-on-forgodotcom.html
http://cacklingjackal.blogspot.com/2008/10/and-its-october.html#comments
Maybe it's ANOTHER Greg Rappleye who prefers steaming turds.
OMG!
If you googled sucky alleged poems, this should come up pretty darned high.
Bummer. How on earth did they come to attribute this caca to you?
So pleased you didn't write the poem, Greg - it would have altered how I see you completely.
Fascinating. What use could there be in writing bad poetry and attributing it to a good poet? Did anyone else get the same treatment?
It seems to be one of those put-words-up-for-no-discernable-reason website. The comments are hilarious. They are actually claiming to be publishing new work from lots of famous dead guys, including Shakespeare and Confucius. You have lots of company.
If I were you, I would lodge a complaint with the major search engines. Sites can get kicked off Google, and these guys are prime candidates.
Hi Greg -- my name is on this list too, but I can't find the poem I "wrote" -- I'm not sure if I want to....
Also send a complaint to their domain provider: contact@privacyprotect.org.
I'm not sure how much good that last one will do, but I'd try it, mentioning that you are reporting the situation to the major search engines.
Privacy Protect is listed as their domain provider when you type their URL into a "whois" site.
If you replace "Bonnie Winds and Fair Twists" in the title line with "Steaming Turds", the whole package is significantly improved.
Here's Steve McLaughlin's Live Journal page
http://arsonisnoway.livejournal.com/
and his website: http://arsonism.org/
Is it flarf, culture jamming, a statement about the proliferation of poetry online? I'm actually stealing some of the lines from the "poem" they attributed to me and using them in another piece. Hey, they said I wrote it...
Thank you all for your comments. I have no idea what the point of their exercise is or was. I doubt that I will respond further to the provocation, since getting a "response" seems to have largely been the point of the exercise. At least, I can't find any other purpose served by this.
I actually can't imagine anyone--let alone three or four people--having this sort of time on their hands and nothing worthwhile to do with it.
So...
This won't be in your next book?
:)
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