Tuesday, September 30, 2008

A Modest Proposal



To (only slightly) paraphrase the theologian Stanley Hauerwas, "I'm for the death penalty. I think they should build a guillotine on Wall Street and execute people for mortgage fraud!" At least, as a negotiating strategy, it's worth exploring--haul a load of lumber into the financial district, start pounding a few boards together, hum La Marseillaise, and see if we can't get better terms on, you know, the bailout thing.

3 Comments:

Blogger Leslie said...

Hee Hee Hee. I'm for it.

Or how about fraudulent government? Can we build a gibbet on the south lawn?

1:30 PM  
Blogger greg rappleye said...

As a "thank you" gift, each contributing tax payer should at least get a tote bag.

Or two coffee mugs.

Or a set of four cocktail glasses, inscribed with the family crest of one of the "Masters of the Universe."

3:10 PM  
Blogger Kevin said...

牙醫,植牙,矯正,紋身,刺青,創業,批發,皮膚科,痘痘,中醫,飛梭雷射,毛孔粗大,醫學美容,肉毒桿菌,seo,關鍵字行銷,關鍵字自然排序,網路行銷,關鍵字自然排序,關鍵字行銷seo,關鍵字廣告,部落格行銷,網路行銷,seo,關鍵字行銷,關鍵字廣告,關鍵字,自然排序,部落格行銷,網路行銷,網路爆紅,牛舌餅婚紗台中婚紗,腳臭,腳臭,腳臭,腳臭,腳臭,中古車,二手車,中古車,二手車,高雄婚紗,減肥,窈窕

11:22 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home