We have no heat. Our boiler, which dates (my guess) from the 1960's, isn't working.
It's 19 degrees outside.
Inside, let's just say there is no need for the refrigerator.
I also have some good news. More on that later.
2:55 p.m.: Boiler/Furnace fixed--for $96.
Better than the $4 G's it would take to replace it.