It's a Long, Long Way to NYC
Here's the situation. We are under a winter storm warning. It's pouring rain and 40 degrees. My yard is flooded with rain and melted snow. In two hours, all that water is going to freeze and then it is supposed to begin snowing. The temperature is supposed to drop to single figures by 5 a.m. When all that cold, cold air comes pouring across the lake, "POOF!" lake effect snow. And the snow is supposed to be blowing around in 40-50 mile per hour winds.
My flight leaves at 1 p.m. tomorrow.
I am still trying to come up with something sensible to say on Thursday.
I am a moron and if I get out of here tomorrow it will be a flipping miracle.