This just flashed up on the USPS website:
Your item was delivered at 9:46 AM on December 29, 2006 in FAYETTEVILLE, AR 72701 to U OF A . The item was signed for by R WILSON.
So my apologies. A generous selection of cheeses and sliced meats for my friends at the United States Post Office in Fayetteville, Arkansas 72701. Never doubted you guys for a minute.
And "R. WILSON"? Hey, I'm buying you lunch.